banter, banter, banter…(everyone tried to convince LB to watch STRANGER THINGS),
but back to the real world; People leveled up.
Jesus we need to figure out this bear forever.
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes — turn and face the monster manual.
4 of us are petrified. Not the girl and the wizard. ie Pic & Sid.
Ironvein is attacked by a mummy.
Pic swipes with slow knife and misses,
SLOWWWWW knife, take it easy.
It’s a swing and a miss.
RAIF ie Seth Rogan.
Gringlke gets into the fray, the James Fray, “You leave my friends alone!”
Grinkle connnects, with mummy leg. They don’t seem super fazed, but they think “shitbird” in a negative way.
No one has shit their pants thus yet.
Mummy #1 turns around to grinkle. IV is just petrified out of her choice. It’s rather stupid. Being rather terrified.
The future is female.
The mummy hit grinkle.
Son of B – it’s magic missile time.to the asshole who attacked IV and Grink – on the mean mummy – and Sid made an impact.
Slow knife, drops, mummy and Pic have the same initiative – drops the knife as the mummy kicks, and the knife goes into the pool.
RAIFE spiderman’s across the ceiling.
This is gnome.
Remember way back when? BEfore Will was born?
Grinkle takes another swing and hits… he gets like another solid shot into the mummy, who seems pretty unFAZed.
Grinkle is coming through in this life, ie Mark Goodermote,
The archer slips off a bandage, but that don’t mean much.
More Magic Missiles!
I just sent this all to Alycia.
Grink fucking clocks the mummy over the face, but he’s just more agitated, damn these fucking mummies.
Blav is going to try to bring the dawn.
Cue the metal music, the guitar wails, and the sun IS going to rise.
But he farts and not a lot happens.
Mummy #1 takes another swing at Grink. That mummy was not all that cool, and the mummy pulls all its Mummy weight around, exploding Grinkle’s head. Goodbye Grinkle, for now. We are all covered in dust, except Nekron.
Sade tried to kill a mummy, and barely much happened.
Nekron goes after the mother scratcher that took down Grink.
Syd 2 squares over takes our her p-rose dagger and screams “fire dagger!” – she passed it off and ran.
Pic don’t mean much. Atleast in this moment.
2 darts go into 1 mummy, 2 into the other. Slash, grinkle is dead.
B cures light wounds on Sade, he screams, “thanks friend!”
Mummy1 turns to Nekron, and connects for, 2 pts of damage.
IV shoots 2 magic missiles at the mummy – he shudders but he’s still standing.
We are barely cutting off more than a square of toilet paper at a time.
A mummy hits IV for too much.
Sade makes them work for it, the operator of smoove.
Nek screams, “MAGIC!” and starts turning into a bear.
That bear “bearly” got it.
IV tries to throw a magic dart but doesn’t hit it.
Syd then goes, “um, I’m kinda far from them.” she shouts, “SOMEBODY PULL OUT YOUR FLINT & TRY TO LIGHT THEM ON FIRE,” it’s probably not gonna work, but it’s what she yelled.
Pic screams “PYROS!!!!” x20!!!!
The MUMMY is looking real rough at this point, one might say he’s “unraveling”.
The mummy is bummed and takes a flaming stab at Pic, and hits and oh shit, it’s not good. Shiiite.
Blav cures some light wounds at pic, and is a hero once again.
IV is almost dead.
Sade lights a torch crazy on fire.
Nek is still changing. Soon he’ll be a bear.
Ping ping ping goes his armor.
IV throws some magic missiles and the mummy don’t look awesome.
Syd found the slow knife.
When is that bear gonna get here?
Pic ain’t good enough.
Raif looks deep in thought.
Blav does produce flame.
IV got a mummy fist to the face, she’s pretty much dead.
Sade just hangs, with a torch, “I’ve got a torch!” he screams.
It’s BEAR time.
Bear tries some stuff, bear bear, paw paw, hug attack wannabe,
Ironvein swipes with longsword and the sword gets lodged, IV moves back with an open hand and Syd puts a potion bottle in it.
IV is dying.
Sade sets the other mummy in flames. Fire fire fire!
IV layes dying – she stabilizes.
Sade lights the room up.
Is the bear crying?
It’s unbearable. The un-bearable heaviness of being a bear.
And, he un-bears.
There’s mummy stank on any wounds.
The bear and Syd stay with IV, everyone went to find a way out.
They all go out, talk to a wolf about their wounds, the wolf maybe pees on the leg but it doesn’t do much. But he sniffs and is grossed out, and that’s enough to know, no good.
Back inside, they take their shifts as well.
Everything passes uneventfully.
Sade gets a lot of good sleep.
Blev fixes IV.
Syd opens the book to the middle, reads about the knife, then draws a circle into the air, at first nothing, and then feels something and keeps going, and what was once there disappears and it fills with stars and lines.
Did we just open another dimension?
Until NEXT TIME on weekend at Gwys’.
PS – did everyone save a piece of Gwysol? RIP.